- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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