- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

Penis-biter

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

women's rights

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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