What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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