Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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WNBA

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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oh hey.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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woman's rights

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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