- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Your Mom The End.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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