- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Waffles ate my grandma

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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