Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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