- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Thats what she said

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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