- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

I went to school. Then I came home.

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