Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Your Mother

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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