Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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im telling maguire

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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