Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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q

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Cripples are lame.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Laugh.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Anti Joke

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