- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What's 2+2? Fish

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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