You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Haha, I get it..

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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