- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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