- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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