- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

your face is kinda funny

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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