Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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