- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

who do we all like george goodburn

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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