why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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I <3 Hitler

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