What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Ol-ive

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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9/11

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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