A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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