What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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