What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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