- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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