a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

falling didnt make the difference

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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