Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Dance is a sport

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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