- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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