What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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