A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Anti Joke

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