- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

the asian kid gets an F

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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