Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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The Game

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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