- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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