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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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