A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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The Game.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Obama

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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