Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

your mom died.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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