Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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homework

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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women's rights.

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fava beans

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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