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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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WHAT????

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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kkk

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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I have aids

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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