Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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save water shower with friends

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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