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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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