- Anti Joke

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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