how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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I can Nazi

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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