What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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