Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Boobs are nasty!

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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