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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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