What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

who smells? •Liam

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

How old is victor? Old

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Anti Joke

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