Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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PENlS.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Anti Joke

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