You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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potatoes

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