Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

A fat boy walked into a party

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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