Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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69, hahaha

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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9/11/2001

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Anti Joke

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